Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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