i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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