do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
