i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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