Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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