your room smells of hookers.
And success
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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