i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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