just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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