these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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