After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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