he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Actions speak louder than pants.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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