Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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