no, he came in my armpit
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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