If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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