Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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