It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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