so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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