The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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