just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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