carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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