yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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