Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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