Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
there is glitter all over my balls
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