Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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