come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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