And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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