vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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