Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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