Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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