He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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