shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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