oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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