Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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