Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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