So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize