How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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