Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My life is pants optional.
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