How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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