I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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