nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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