This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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