3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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