Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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