I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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