alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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