reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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