How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
This is my gift to your gina
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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