Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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