i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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