you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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