He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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