i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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