ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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