I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
