How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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