I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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